Total Health Trust Limited is now a part of the Tangerine Group. 
We know you may be thinking, why this? But the real question is, why not? The greatest inventors in the world had questions similar to this concerning their fields, so we are just continuing a timeless tradition (please don’t ask us for proof).
Is this our way of making you learn about insurance? Maybe. Is this our way of celebrating love? Yes, yes, yes! Here’s a rundown of what insurance plans would look like if they were romantic partners:
The Poet
Remember those text message books we used to get our punchlines from? They were specially made for this partner. They are hopeless romantics. They will catch a grenade for you, ride or die for you, give you their life savings (stop giving people your life savings please). Each day, they’ll greet you with morning text messages that read like this: “Out of the bottom of my heart, I draw this pen...”. When the term ‘Happily ever after’ was coined, they were only referring to them(sorry to the rest of us) because these partners will leave no stone unturned to make you happy even when they aren’t present.
Verdict: If this romantic partner were an insurance plan, it would be Term Life Insurance. Term life takes care of the people you love when you can’t be there for them.
The Nutritionist
Have you eaten today? What did you eat? If the Nutritionist partner doesn't ask you these questions, then look outside your window because the sun hasn’t risen and the day hasn’t started. To know if you are dating a Nutritionist partner, all you need to do is gauge the kind of gifts they give you. If they regularly give you fruit baskets or buy you healthy smoothies, you are not only dating a Nutritionist partner, you are currently experiencing the highest demonstration of love. A great example of Nutritionist partners are Nigerian women (tell us a group that asks ‘‘have you eaten” more than them. We’ll wait)
Verdict: If this romantic partner were an insurance plan, it would be Health Insurance because they always make sure you have the best care and remain healthy.
The Giver
Speaking of gifts, the Giver's eponymous talent is drumrolls: giving. Anything you want, they’ll get it, even if it’s an island near the south of France (don’t ask why we’re this specific about the geography). The giver’s greatest satisfaction is seeing you looking good. They don’t care if you haven’t eaten – as long as you have the latest designer bag or playstation, everything is alright. They are clearly heavy on priority. They want to take you everywhere, show you off to their friends, families and to the world. To them, you are one of their greatest achievements (as long as you’re looking fly).
Verdict: If this romantic partner were an insurance plan, it would be Auto-Insurance. With this plan, your car gets cover against loss or damage plus one year car maintenance to keep it shiny all year long.
The Fixer
This partner has a solution for all your problems. Even if your problem is climate change, they’ll beat all the scientists and environmentalists to a solution in 5 business days. When you share your problems with them, “what are we going to do now” is never in their vocabulary (this is a subtle jab at Nigerian men). Their first reaction is “don’t worry, we’ll fix it” and they come through on their promises! This partner is who Olivia Pope thinks she is: Olivia fixes state classified issues and they fix the things of the heart. We all know which one adds more color to our lives.
Verdict: If this romantic partner were an insurance plan, it would be Art Insurance. (because showing up for the people you love is like Art: a beautiful sight).
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